Plan B is the new Plan A
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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