Don't you send me to vm
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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