"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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