I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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