Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
sarcasm needs its own font
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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