garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
