Your tits are I can't wait for
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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