doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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