On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My liver is preforming stress tests.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
