he thought i was a dude.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
