Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I cut my penus on the lid.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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