I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
50% drunk capacity currently
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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