Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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