Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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