Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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