at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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