My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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