My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
In other news, I just burned my penis
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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