Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
3 2 1 whiskey
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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