Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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