I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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