She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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