At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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