Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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