Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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