Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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