I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
they're like a gay fantastic four
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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