from now on my penis is your penis
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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