And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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