we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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