I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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