My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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