youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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