lets start a swedish sibling band together
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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