i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I love you.
Bad choice
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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