I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I use my feet as sexual weapons
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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