Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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