New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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