who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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