Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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