My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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