Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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