Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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