Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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