You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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