My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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