Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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