One girl and one boy is just not enough.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Randomize