Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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