I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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