Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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